Major systemic problems with the cadence of a joke

This is another of those times where there’s a list of amusing throwaway jokes off the telly that I feel should exist on the internet somewhere.

John Oliver occasionally offers up alternative titles for Last Week Tonight that didn’t make the cut. Here are all the ones I could find.

Johnny O’s Sad-Tastical Circus of Misery and Math
Last Cuck Tonight with Johnny Trigger-Warning
America Has Had — And Continues To Have — Endemic Problems That Need Fixing Tonight with John Oliver
Earlier Times but Now starring Spance Mörgendörffer
Last Bit Tonight with Block Chainiver
Johnny O’s Fish Facts, Wildlife Wonders, and Abortion
I Just Wanted To Watch a Comedy Show and Go To Sleep but Now I’m Sad with Johnny Joy-Killer
Funnytime Happy Hour with Chuckle-Hunk John Oliver
Unfortunately Not a Guy Exploding Through a Table with John Oliver
Everything’s Fine! with John Oliver
Last Sad Tonight with Spectacles McDorky
Sad Zazu’s Mildly Interesting Explain-Train with John Oliver
I Really Hope Putin Doesn’t Watch This Show with John Oliver
Reciting Major Systemic Problems With the Cadence of a Joke with John Oliver
28 Minutes on the Corn Tax or Whatever the Fuck with John Oliver
This Might Sound Tedious Because It Is But It’s Also Kind of Important with John Oliver
A Possibly Sick Bird That Could Inform Broader Public Policy with John Oliver
Getting Rich for Sociopaths with John Oliver
That Thing You Like Is Bad with Saddy Longlegs
A Problem We’ve Known About for Decades and Is Only Getting Worse with John Oliver
America’s Saddest Home Videos with Adult McLovin
Footage of What Appears To Be a Large Flightless Bird Being a Massive Bitch with John Oliver
Very Long News Stories That Are Also Expensive To Produce: The Comedy Show with John Oliver
Sad Daddy Honks Numbers at You with John Oliver
It’s Always Something with White Urkel
Numbers Being Yelled at You by Human Squidward

Don’t say I don’t give the people what they want.

I’m indebted to this Reddit thread for many of these.